Really? Here's my grocery list, people.

I laugh at how randomly interested people are in what I eat. Well, healthy. I love food, but really, awesometastic food. So, since I have had people contact me virtually every way imaginable to try to find this out, here you go. I just turned in a Schwan's order. I buy a few weeks worth of food at once and store it in a freezer. You can save money buying in bulk. Here's my grocery list:

• Roasted Baby Bakers,
• Boneless Skinless Chicken Breast Fillets,
• Fully Cooked Italian-Style Meatballs,
• Fully Cooked Bratwursts,
• MicroSteam Baby Broccoli Florets,
• MicroSteam Roasted Peppers and Onions,
• Fire-Roasted Vegetables,
• Potato and White Cheddar Pierogies,
• American Cheese Slices,
• Southwest-Style Burritos,
• Macaroni and Cheese,
• Grilled Chicken and Vegetables with Brown Rice in a Honey Garlic Sauce,
• Meat and Four-Cheese Lasagna,
• Fully Cooked Seasoned Pork Sausage Links,
• Pineapple Chunks,
• Whole Blueberries,
• Signature Dark Chocolatey Ice Cream Minis.

I also shop at the new Thrive Market. You can buy organic by mail through them. They deliver via UPS. They also have specialty groceries for the following diets: gluten-free, paleo, vegan. I had a short initial grocery list from them:

• BBQ jackfruit,
• curry powder,
• kalamata spread,
• pepperocinis,
• capers,
• tea.

Wal-Mart delivers via FedEx. I order from it about once per month. I rely on it for staples like coffee and pasta. Here is that grocery list:

• Folger's coffee,
• Starbuck's caramel coffee,
• Barilla linguine,
• flour,
• cat treats for my kitty Silly,
• Roma tomatoes,
• whole black peppercorns,
• Mediterranean sea salt (coarse).

I have pepper and salt grinders. I grind my own.

I do love bread, but Wal-Mart also keeps me stocked up on baker's yeast and sugar, so I bake my own. Speaking of which, I have to go check some dough. I am baking foccacia today in between writing creative pieces for my public relations clients.

So, do please stop with the security firms, part-time private eyes, the psychic (points for creativity though). I do not date and will not date anyone who has lived or does live in my research aeea. Really. I will not take back any ex-boyfriend, especially none who live or lived in Oklahoma. I will not date any guy I already friend zoned. I pick my guys. I am really choosy, but it is MY life, not yours. I do not care who likes ME. I care about who I like. I like handsome, successful, always on their grind guys who love running and working out. So, it does not matter what I eat or cook. Stop spying. I do not care about any guy in Oklahoma and the psychopathic methods have only shown me how right I was to nix everyone I have met as a choice. Now, if you are actor Ray Liotta and ever single again, hey, I'd love to cook you dinner sometime. Probably after the Ebay product pages project is done and my weather research project, too.

Carlie Lawson writes about tech, mobile and online video, entertainment, sports and fashion. She wrote for JollyJo.tv and Movitly for a combined seven years. A former newspaper journalist, she now mostly ghost writes for her clients via her company, Powell Lawson Creatives. Invalid Inputs is her first independent, formal blog. She earned BAs in Journalism and Film & Video Studies from the University of Oklahoma. She also earned her Master of Regional & City Planning at OU. She has also worked as a model since she was 17.